Mary Birdsong



Mary “1, 2, buckle mah shoo” Birdsong shows off her special skills: BUCKLING!

You’re welcome.

I’m a bit of a workaholic.  But I’m not always working.  Therein lies the problem.

What to do?  Well-

When I’m not diggin’ ditches for showbiz bitches or makin’ movie mud-pies for “the man,” I am never ever bored.  I always feel….


  • I’m crafty.
  • I’m a heck of a repurposer. (hell…)
  • I’m a bonafide D.I.Y. DIVA!

So it’s rare that I don’t feel useful in SOME capacity.  But on that rare occasion of idleness, I can get that… “If I croaked, how long would it be before someone….?” feeling.  At those moments, when it seems I have little to offer the world at large, I figure the least I can do is toss up some cheesecake pin-up girl photos on here.  That’s kiiiiiiind of a community service, right?


p.s. I don’t wanna brag, but I am also really fuckin’ good at buckling my shoes.

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