On discovering the pesky “pleated pants poltergeist,” Weiner explained,
“At first I was scared. Then I was titillated. Then I was just plain itchy. I knew my trousers needed an exorcism, stat! I had all kinds of questions… would a priest even perform such a service for a man “of the tribe” like myself? And more importantly, would the taxpayers pay for it? I had to have faith. And some talcum powder.”
And here’s actual video footage of a young, afro-sporting Anthony Weiner engaging with the 30″ wide-leg cargo-pants poltergeist! Proof that this phantom has been haunting him his whole life!
— The Spirit Seeker (@SpiritSkr) July 29, 2013