You know, a lot of people are on a mission as of late to clean house on their Facebook friend list. Whereas before the goal was to have the most Facebook friends possible, it’s now become downright unfashionable to acquire more and more friends. There’s been a trend developing. People are suddenly all fired-up about ridding their friend list of any folks they’ve never met in the flesh, or of people who probably wouldn’t help them move if they had to suddenly relocate, or of Republicans. Not me. I’ve decided to fashion myself as the Statue of Liberty of Facebook friends. No one else ‘ll take ya? Awww. Poor thing. Come on over, you. Pull up a chair. Find some room. But for God’s sake if you so much as post one sentence about how awesome guns are or what a douchey, socialist Muslim Obama is? Duh-lete!