Uncle Lou (from Philly, Hon): “The Pope’s a Porta-riccan!” by Mary Birdsong on SoundCloud – Hear the world’s sounds.
Occasionally I get phone calls from my “Uncle Lou” over in Philly, who gives me his opinions on pretty much anything– from meatball hoagies to the Pope. (If you have a love/hate relationship with the Philadelphia accent, you will love this. It is actually a voicemail message from geniusly funny friend Austin Murphy. His funny phone messages are life-savers sometimes) Uncle Lou’s messages are always negative. And almost always racist and/or sexist. He can turn someone getting engaged or graduating into something they should feel ashamed of. This is one of those messages.