I enjoy ordering the most
mundane things possible
on amazon.com, because
they send these update
notices via email with all
exclamation marks, no
matter WHAT you ordered.
Their excitement would be
justified if I’d ordered, say… a talking soda
fountain. They want me to feel that sweet sense of
Like something really spectacular is going to
arrive any second!!! Today? It was Ziploc bags.
And it’s actually been such a slow month, that I’ll
take it. It merits a diary entry at the very least.