I may be a straight woman, but I often play lesbians on TV. I think this pretty much qualifies me as an expert on the same sex marriage issue. Since Passover is upon us, and Easter is soon to come, I think it an opportune moment to quote one of the most gay-friendly characters in the bible– Moses. It was he who said to Pharaoh:
“Let my people go!”
So as a fake lesbian law enforcement professional, I say to the supreme court justices…
“Let my fake lesbian character go get married to another fake lesbian character just like all the fake straight characters on tv get to do!”
If nothing else, consider this… most of the supreme court justices are men. Men who wear long black dresses. You get me?