Mary Birdsong

March27th

I may be a straight woman, but I often play lesbians on TV.  I think this pretty much qualifies me as an expert on the same sex marriage issue.   Since Passover is upon us, and Easter is soon to come, I think it an opportune moment to quote one of the most gay-friendly characters in the bible– Moses.  It was he who said to Pharaoh:

“Let my people go!”

So as a fake lesbian law enforcement professional, I say to the supreme court justices…

“Let my fake lesbian character go get married to another fake lesbian character just like all the fake straight characters on tv get to do!”

If nothing else, consider this… most of the supreme court justices are men.  Men who wear long black dresses.  You get me?

Lori Alan & Mary Birdsong perform a modern twist on Irving Berlin's classic tune: "An Old Fashioned Wedding" in the "What A Pair" benefit concert.

Lori Alan & Mary Birdsong perform a modern twist on Irving Berlin’s classic tune: “An Old Fashioned Wedding” in the “What A Pair” benefit concert.

 

 

Mary Birdsong's character married Norm MacDonald's character on the season finale of ABC's The Middle.  But shouldn't her character have been allowed to marry a character played by Ellen DeGeneres too?

Mary Birdsong’s character married Norm MacDonald’s character on the season finale of ABC’s The Middle. But shouldn’t her character have been allowed to marry a character played by Ellen DeGeneres too?

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