Mary Birdsong

June4th

facebook.com/Petesflowers I have never bought flowers from this place, or a leopard for that matter

I HATE IT WHEN I FORGET TO SEND MY MOM A LEOPARD ON MOTHER'S DAY!

(I HATE IT WHEN I FORGET TO SEND MY MOM A LEOPARD ON MOTHER’S DAY!)

But any florist that has a huge, kick-ass leopard in it’s store window gets my “like”…. and HOW!  I don’t care WHAT condition his flowers are in— they could be withered, dried-up old weeds for all I care.  The leopard more than makes up for ‘em.  So go “like” Pete’s Flowers on Facebook, please.  Because as bleak as this world may seem, now you can say “Well, I know there’s at least ONE FELLA in the world who gives a sh** enough to put that leopard right there on Sunset Blvd., right next to the Arclight Movie Theater.  L.A. can’t be all THAT bad if people like Pete exist.

And if you do actually VISIT Pete’s floral shop, maybe ask him to explain the rather suspicious looking phallic objects close to the leopard’s nether-regions.  Are they carrots?  Squash?  Something battery-operated, may-haps? And if they are indeed carrots, why so close to Larry the Leopard’s “naughty bits?”  I have a feeling Larry the Leopard got thrown out of yet ANOTHER museum of natural history for bad behavior.

So many questions for Pete the Florist!  So little time!


big mama’s honeymoon underpants.

 

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