Mary Birdsong

May23rd

Allison Janney is… Pretty.  And pretty funny. And pretty smart.  And pretty tall.  HOW tall?  No one really knows.  Noone except…. Frodo.  Frodo knows.

Five little bitters in a queen size bed and Janney said...

Five little bitters in a queen size bed and Janney said..

Five bitter actors in a queen size bed & Janney  said “Roll over, roll over.”  So they all rolled over and Greg fell out w/a scream and a shout, “Pleeeeease remember… to SUB-scribe to our YouTube channel. Queen sized beds should only be for me

and

Janney…”

The only person who seems to know the intimate details of Ms. Janney’s physique is that iconic little person from Middle Earth.  Will he tell you EXACTLY how tall our guest-star is?  You’ll have to watch and find out.  As for the “Bitter Five?”  We’re high on Janney, no matter HOW bad she makes us look in comparison.

 

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(artwork by jason antoon)

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