WANT THAT ROMNEY LOOK? BUT DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET IT?
Mitt Romney? I feel like he could lay his bone marrow on the podium to save our economy and I still wouldn’t buy it. He just strikes me as one of those 1970′s male models in the Sears & Roebuck catalogue– standing there smiling with an equally handsome yet strikingly asexual buddy in his underwear– full-length thermal underwear that looks like it’s been ironed, or hailing a taxi in his comfortable Hagar slacks. If he would just take the Brylcreme®and awful coloring out of his “man hair” I could mayyyyybe listen to what he has to say for more than 30 seconds.