Mary Birdsong

September2nd

Big Mama’s Honeymoon Underpants: FIGHTING TERROR W/TAMPAX RADIANT® TAMPONS.

I bought those Tampax® Radiant tampons that (according to the commercial below) make co*k-blocking bimbos disappear @parties instantly.  And I think mine are broken, cuz those beeyatches are still standing there makin’ the moves on my Mr. Right (he’s writing a screenplay!!!) while I stand here bleeding in my aloneness.   But if I just happened to purchase a bum box, and the magical tampons DO work…. if their cotton suppositorial superpowers really DO make evil vanish in a flash, why are we not using them more as a force for GOOD in the world?  Like maybe release an army of them on Bashar Al-Assad and his murderous soldiers of genocide in Syria?  I can picture it now….

click the Big Mama’s Honeymoon Underpants link to watch the video and hear the rest of the story.  when tampons have the power to make our enemies disappear?  that’s news.

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