Mary Birdsong
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  • January24th

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    According to ThinkProgress.org, Rick Santorum recently told rape victims

    to “make the best of a bad situation”… How?   Well, by making the decision

    to have the babies of their rapists.  Thanks for the tip, Rick!  

    That’s gonna be one “neat-o” baby shower!!!

    In this CNN parody clip, Tea Party member and Santorum enthusiast “Harriet Tubman” (aka Mary Birdsong) comes to the defense of her favorite GOP candidate, and gives tips on how women can be more “positive” about their rapes. — with Mary Birdsong.

    Hey kids!  Please check out my blog for more fun posts.  I’m trying to swing people over to THAT bloggy neck of the woods now.  It’s called “BIG MAMA’S HONEYMOON UNDERPANTS”.  JUST CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE BLOG, & WHILE YOU’RE THERE, PLEASE BECOME AN “UNDERPANTS SUBSCRIBER!”  THANK YOU. :-)

     

  • December9th

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    It’s official!!!  The gays love me!  Or at least, the gay bloggers do.  (Or, the “bloggays” do)?

    Whatevs.  The point is, get some top-tier queer here:   OMGay | Videos | Judy Garland’s Xmas Special (Mary Birdsong in Jackie’s Kosher Xmas).

     

     And Merry Messiah-mas!

    Love, Judy*

    (not really)

    Love, Mary

    p.s. Mary?!? That’s a girl’s name!!!

  • December2nd

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  • November28th

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    Win a free pair of tickets (the $75 seats!) to the LA Kings, Florida Panthers hockey game (on Dec 1st). The first 20 people who donate to my kickstarter page by Nov 30th (COB) will win! http://kck.st/uGZa1l

     

  • November12th

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    Watch the video to learn why these kickstarter.com kitty cats need your cash 

    to make a 20 minute comedy short.  Don’t let horrible ideas like “REAL STEEL”

    happen to YOUR kitty-cats.  

    Boxing Robots. A heartwarming father & son tale. Ech… this is like an emotional fur-ball the size of Wyoming.

     

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