“Obama won because he gave gifts to key demographic groups.”
— Mitt Romney
Thank you, Mitt, for your recent insightful comments. Now I FINALLY know who sent me that HUGE heart-shaped box of chocolate-covered contraceptives on Nov 6th! Mmmm… reproductive freedom is delicious!
“Barak… was that YOUUUUU??? (high-pitched girly voice) Ohhhh, Bama….
Sweet, sweet. Mr. President. You SHOULDN’T have!!” (blush)
Thanks for the contraceptives, sweetheart. (Isn’t he the dreeeeeeeeeamiest?)
Stupid Jerk-Head Obama. I asked all the girls to the dance first. It’s not FAAAAIIIIIR! I mean… he’s not even that cute!
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