(Now in biodegradable!)
If I’m going to spend thousands of dollars on an Apple watch, I better be able to EAT the damned thing if I’m in a plane crash in the arctic or something. Otherwise? You, my friend, are lookin’ miiiiighty tasty….
I think it’s fair to say that this “amazing advance” in timekeeping falls under one of my favorite categories: “Why People Hate America.”
But just to show that I can be nice sometimes (even to rich people who buy totally unnecessary gadgets) you can click on this LINK to get all kinds of super neat-o tips and learn secret tricks you can show off to your rich friends later, when the heathens are admiring your “Satanic sun-dial-on-a-strap.”
Seriously… $17,000 dollars? THINK what else you could do with that money! According to the International Business Times, it costs a little over $200 per person to give an Ebola test in West Africa. Maybe one watch could wipe out the disease in a small village? Or at least CONTAIN it!