A public service announcement from Bitter Party of Five’s Mary Birdsong to offer help for non-celebrity actors during pilot season . If you are a non-celebrity actor in Hollywood for pilot season, or you KNOW a non-celebrity actor in Hollywood for pilot season, please watch. You’ll learn about some of the roles I’ve audition for. These are not made up. These are actual character descriptions of roles for which I’ve auditioned. And some of them? I booked!
* Pilot season is an intense three-month period in Hollywood during which a large percentage of newly purchased tv pilots audition thousands of actors. Picture The Grapes of Wrath, and then add a bunch of starving “charismatic” seagulls fighting viciously for fish scraps on the beach.
Music: “Tiny Dancer” by CottonHead, vocals performed by Mary Birdsong (available on iTunes)